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Dear Bison,

My mediocrity is very accomplished in many realms, including my poker playing. However I have found that I truly excel at being a drunken tiltmonkey, burning through impressive hunks of cash during allnighter sessions fueled by drugs and alcohol.

Should I quit my gambling to focus on my drinking? Sometimes I feel like I'm being pulled everywhichway, and I just don't know what to do. Other times, in moments of clarity, I think my true calling may be to lie in a gutter somewhere and mumble racial epithets at passerbys.

What do you suggest? If I should pursue the latter, do you think I could find a mentor or a coach?

Thank you, you've been so very, very kind.