[2+2 wannabe]

man there are some bad choices, but only two are in a class of themselves:

1. mr. burns (especially starring with homer in an episode - i.e. "why must we rely on the gifts God gave us; cheating is a gift man gives himself"; "that island has freedom written all over it" - "sir that's cuba" - "cuba eh?")

2. krusty (with bart or homer - i.e. "yes i was drinking gasoline, MOTHER" - "hold on kid, I've got a tack stuck in my head")

honorable mention: gill - i.e. "gill's eating food tonight!"; "(during his audit) doesn't gill get a lick? put in a good word for ol' gill"