Re: 10 Commandments of Poker
Interesting Idea! Here's my version:
1 - Thou must playeth within thy means.
2 - Remember to keep thyself humble. Great misfortune shalt befall thee if thou shalt forgetteth this commandment.
3 - Thou shalt never drawest without the proper odds. Thou can not through force of will causeth the cards to fall thy way.
4 - Thou shalt not comport thyself poorly at the tables.
5 - Thou shalt not lie to thyself about thy ability, nor shalt thou lie to others about thy results.
6 - Thou shalt not play when whenst thou art tilteth.
7 - Thou shalt not bet on the river when thou shalt only be called by better hands.
8 - Thou shalt not tappeth the glass.
9 - Thou shalt shutteth up abouteth bad beats.
10 - Thou shalt not covet thy neighboors chip stack but thou shalt outplayeth thy neighboor and taketh thy neighboor's chips.
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