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I was in college at a party and very drunk. Approached the hottest girl in the house who was standing with a group of her friends.

Me, "Want to go back to my place, eat spaghetti and f@#k?"

Her (with stunned look on her face) "Uh.... no."

Me, "Why, don't you like spaghetti?"

I was then asked to leave.

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Asked to leave??? that was fvcking adorable....
too risque for a college party? very lame party.

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while in college i was taking a girl home i actualyl got a score. But she then perceeded to say "you have to feed me spagetti first" so i cooked then hit it. Must have been that guy;s logic.....

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How chubby was she?