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You aren't a real man until you have had a fat woman and an ugly woman. If you think you are up to the task, just take care of both at the same time.

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Just make sure your friends don't see her. You can tell them about it later because its hilarious, but trust me, you don't want them to have actually witnessed the beast.

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Or you could be in a car with 4 of your best friends, telling them about your new found manhood, when all 5 of you realize that you have all tamed the same beast.