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Old 08-23-2005, 12:59 AM
Dave G. Dave G. is offline
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Default Re: Funny Lines from movies that aren\'t comedies

Arnie: "You know how I said I'd kill you last?"
Some guy: "Yeah, yeah that's right Matrix, you did!"
Arnie: "I lied."

Well, maybe that's more just damn cool than funny, but I crack up every time I hear it.

Another one: Wesley Snipes in Passenger 57 as he's talking to the head terrorist dude: "Always bet on black." Now this is supposed to be some kind of "tough guy" line, that all the movie tough guys have... like Bruce Willis has "yippie kiyay [censored]" and so forth, but this line is just so horrendously bad I cringed for everyone who had to hear it. At the same time though, I burst out laughing when I heard it. What a weak ass one-liner.
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