[ddubois]

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i was in a bar and seen this girl standing in the corner drinking her beer very quickly and looking sorta uncomfortable. not great looking, but good enough for me so i got two beers and went over and offered her one. she thanked me and we talked for a bit and then i said
"are you getting tired?"
"no," she replied, "why do you ask"
"oh, no reason, hey (pointing to her beer) drink up!"

note to self: implied roofies jokes dont get you laid

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I vote this the winner.