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Old 08-19-2005, 11:40 PM
JustSomeJackass JustSomeJackass is offline
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Default Re: post a joke

A guy is in the checkout lane of the supermarket and tells the female cashier that he had wanted to buy some condoms, but he didn't know what size he needed. Being customer service oriented, the girl unzipped the guy's pants, felt around a bit and then called over the intercom "Box of large condoms to register 7". The next guy in line can't believe what he is seeing, so he too says that he wanted some condoms but did not know which size to buy. She unzips his pants also, feels around and then says "Box of medium condoms to register 7". The high school student next in line can hardly contain himself. After asking for the same service, the girl unzips his pants, feels around and then calls out over the intercom "Cleanup...register 7"
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