Re: This thread is going to be so dumb, I might as well post 2
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON...
and Michael Jackson f*cks kids.
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FYP
That little Suzie joke reminded me of a couple...
One day little Suzie runs in the house yelling "Mom, mom, come quick, the barn is on fire"
Her mom replies "Now little Suzie, if you don't quit lying I'm going to have your father give you a spanking"
Little Suzie just laughed and laughed and lauhed... because she knew daddy was in the barn.
One day little Suzie and little Johnny were playing in the ditch out by the road. Little Suzie sees a coin out in the middle of the road and says "Johnny, go get that quarter thats out in the middle of the road." As little Johnny is going to get the quarter he gets run over by a car. Little Suzie just laughed and laughed and laughed... because she knew it was really a nickel.
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