Mormon underpants
Do you think when the Mormon missionaries sign someone up, that they break the part about the underpants right away, or wait until it’s a sealed deal? I think if they laid it on the table right away their user base would be smaller.
“Ok. I like what I’m hearing, I want to be Mormon.”
“Great, just sign here…. You’ll get your special underpants after you are endowed.”
“underpants….. special underpants?”
“oh, yeah, we didn’t tell you about the underpants?”
“I just remembered, I have to wash my dog. Just keep standing there I’ll be back in a few hours.”
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