"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said.

I know it's a terrible story, but the term "happy interlude" is one of the funniest things I've heard all year. That and the fact that the guy went nuts because he wanted to see highlights of a Mike Tyson fight. That'd be like getting wicked upset because your wife won't let you watch a rerun of "Some Kind of Wonderful" on HBOZ.

And who has a claw hammer lying next to their bed? Jeez, this guy's a psycho.