Re: looking like there is still space available in camp hellmuth
No...in a van out in the parking lot.
And the schedule includes one hour of "how to get your arse smacked in cash games," followed by "acting like a six-year-old brat," and then a quick session of "surviving in a world where everyone wants to hit you with a rake... and should"
For an extra $5 k, you can get private coaching on the topics of "borrowing money from parents," "making so much money on endorsements and via internet poker rooms that you can just pretend you're a player," and the ever-popular "pulling a win out of your arse with a crappy drawing hand."
Have fun.
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