[pokerdirty]

it's always fun when you are hooking up with this girl on the night before her birthday, and then the ex-boyfriend flies in the next morning from 3k miles away (CA to NY) to try and get the girl back.

It's even more fun when your ex-roommate lets the guy into my building.

It's even more fun when the ex and the girl start fighting in the middle of your living room while you are taking a shower because you have to be at work in an hour.

It's even more fun when the girl's mother gets my cellphone number (HOW I DO NOT KNOW) and tells me that i can not leave her daughter alone with this psycho ex.

It's even more fun when you have to take a cab back to her apartment with the girl and the ex, and you are riding bitch seat.


It was worth it though, she does this thing with her tongue....