"and sit in seat #3 always"
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Seat 3? ONLY if the tip of your tinfoil hat is facing an easterly direction
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See, there's your problem. Your hat must be bowl-shaped with no points or angles. Otherwise the Chi won't resonate at the correct frequency to optimize focal clarity in odd numbers chairs.
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Now fix your hat, go forth and prosper.
SlackerMcGoof