Re: that\'s a darn right jiffy idea - rough draft
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how about this for an addition...
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Lemme help, Al...
(you'll have to bury this in the middle of your more professional response)
Recent changes to Nevada law allow casinos who catch underage gamblers to process them under section 42 of the state juvenile act. Punishment can be inflicted without casino security being required to notify the local police of their actions. Underage gamblers are handcuffed, jammed inside a small wooden crate and dragged through the desert behind a modified dune buggy. Once unconscious, the moron ('scuse me, underage person)is staked out in the sand while lizards gnaw on his/her eyes for 24 hours. The casino security people then hose the person down, dress them in a plastic bag imprinted with the words LOOKING FOR LUCK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES and drop them off at the Vegas tour bus compound.
or..we can just go with Matt and get the posts deleted as soon as we spot them...but that's not a ton of fun.
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