[Shajen]

I had a dream where I could kill people for a day. I didn't realize it at first but then I started having fun with it.

Accidentally killed someone I knew in a car wreck. Next day they were back at work.

Then I realized I was only temporarily killing them, and I made it my mission to kill as many assclowns as I could.

Cut me off in traffic? Dead for a day. Act like a tool? Disrespect someone? Dead for a day.

This would rule so hard.