Re: An open letter to the forum
Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?
Crash:I dunno. We're dealing with some heavy [censored] here. Adanthar took his bar exam, ChrisV is in a lot of pain and hopefully won't LOSE his leg, iMsoLucky0 has a freakin tumor, Bigwig has a problem with increasing 4th place finishes. We need a live . . . is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off of Sixes' Empire account, 11t may be coming back from a horrible downswing, raptor is losing but not telling us, Zen had a baby, Scuba can't figure out if his hand stats mean anything and Irie won a big tourney this week. Oh yeah, and curtains is lazy. Is that about right? We're dealing with a lot of [censored].
Larry: Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.
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