[PokerBob]

1,000 Dollar Car - The Bottle Rockets and it is not close

thousand dollar car it ain't worth nothin'
thousand dollar car it ain't worth [censored]
might as well take your thousand dollars
and set fire to it


thousand dollar car ain't worth a dime
you lose your thousand dollars every time
oh why did I ever buy, a thousand dollar car?

a thousand dollar car is gonna let you down
more than it ever's gonna get you around
replace your gaskets and paint over your rust
you still end up with somethin' that you'll never trust

thousand dollar car its life was through
'bout 50,000 miles before it got to you
oh why did I ever buy, a thousand dollar car

thousand dollar car ain't even gonna roll
until you go at least another thousand in the hole
you sink your money in it and there you are
the owner of a two thousand dollar thousand dollar car

if you only got a thousand dollars
you outta just buy a good guitar
learn how to play it it'll take you farther
than any old thousand dollar car

if a thousand dollar car was truly worth a damn
then why would anybody ever spend ten grand?
oh why did I ever buy, a thousand dollar car?