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This guy on a couple of my tables was spamming the room with his bot. I IM'ed him who then gave my screen name to another IM name. Here is the conversation:

PrTyPkRbOi29: hey
KrazyM69: u have some illegal bot, I hear?
PrTyPkRbOi29: illegal?
KrazyM69: yes, bots are illegal
PrTyPkRbOi29: oh no... just a assistant
KrazyM69: yeah, that's a bot
PrTyPkRbOi29: no assistant
KrazyM69: how does that work?
PrTyPkRbOi29: well it plays 100% solid poker, no tilt, set him on the table and let him play, if u feel like taggin in.,, thats fine, when ur done, he takes over
KrazyM69: that's a bot
PrTyPkRbOi29: lol, assistant
KrazyM69: you know it's illegal, right?
PrTyPkRbOi29: mines legal
KrazyM69: how is that?
PrTyPkRbOi29: just is, all it is is a guide
KrazyM69: what is the name of this "guide" or "assistant"
PrTyPkRbOi29: its mine, i made it.. no name.. just PKR ASSISTANT
KrazyM69: and how much does it cost?
PrTyPkRbOi29: 100
KrazyM69: and what are your qualifications to make a bot?
KrazyM69: or, I mean assistant
PrTyPkRbOi29: qualifications?
KrazyM69: you have to be good at cards to program a bot to play cads well
PrTyPkRbOi29: good at a computer
KrazyM69: so u suck at cards?
PrTyPkRbOi29: could i make a successful program if i was no good?
KrazyM69: that's what I mean....how good are u?
PrTyPkRbOi29: pretty successful I would say
KrazyM69: what limits you play?
PrTyPkRbOi29: 10-20 15-30
KrazyM69: i see
KrazyM69: what kind of results do u guarantee?
PrTyPkRbOi29: it will pay for its self the 1st day if you sit down with 100times the small bett
KrazyM69: ok, I will get back to u
PrTyPkRbOi29: ty
KrazyM69: bye