Just thinking out loud here...

-You'd always have top pair
-any hole hand of XJoker would be suited
-any hole hand of XJoker would be connectors
-any hole hand of XJoker would be a PP
-any hole hand of XJoker would be 1/2/3/4 gappers
-any hole hand of JokerJoker would always win or split
(any math guys wanna try the percentages or win/split for JokerJoker?)

...well I'd start praying for Jokers instead of Aces for one.