[BOTW]

Thanks for the offer but give it to your favorite charity or the bum in front of the liquor store (he can upgrade to the big bottle of McCormick's) instead.

Since I'd kick BOTW's ass heads-up and unless the Sephus author gives me another choice, I'm giving the loot promised previously to my local blood center. Too bad SpearsBritney wasn't in it.

Top 10 reasons why you should give blood:
10) It is easy and safe
9) Possibly hot single nurses
8) It is kinda like a free check-up
7) Free juice and cookies
6) Saves lives
5) Free swag (e.g. T-shirts, sports tickets, maybe some cash depending on where you live)
4) Possibly hot nurses
3) Usually takes less than an hour
2) It doesn't hurt, pansy
and the number one reason you should give blood:
You get drunk quicker*

*I do not endorse skipping the free juice, walking across the street, drinking several pints and shots, having the bartender call you a cab since you are passing out on the bar, then realizing when you get in the cab that you only live a couple of blocks away. Wait until you've eaten/re-hydrated before you start drinking. YMMV, IANAL, ETC, LOL, SIIHP.