[AlienCorpse]

you could work for cardplayer and pokerwire. You would fit right in. from pokerwire.com:

Greg Raymer knocks out Daniel Shak
Daniel Shak was all in on the flop of [6♣][4♣][9♣] with [A♣][10♠] and was called by Greg Raymer who turned up [K♣][K♦]. The turn came [J♣] giving Raymer the nut straight to take the pot. Shak was drawing dead and the river [4♠] could not help. Shak was eliminated.

edit: i hope you all know the number - suit code LOLOLOL