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Old 07-08-2005, 02:44 PM
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Sources close to the Court have confirmed that all the members of the Supreme Court will announce their retirement today at 4:55pm.

Sources inside the beltway have confirmed that the Justices intend to take a post-retirement trip to San Diego where they will commit suicide as a final act of worship for the SCOTU (Supreme Court of the Universe) cult. Developing....
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