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Old 07-07-2005, 06:10 AM
TimWillTell TimWillTell is offline
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Default Re: You know you\'ve been playing too much online poker when...

This is a story about a Stud St&Go single-table tourni I played a year ago.
I play online about 300 hours a month,(yes, I have no live) and when tilt comes a knocking at my door, I switch from cashgames to St&Go single-table tourni. For some reason I'm then able to play tighter, hanging in there, chip and a chair; thus protecting me against the dreaded TiltMonster.
Anyway, tilting comes so i start playing a Stud-singletable.
I think i'm playing very well, i'm almost in the money, jacks in the hole with queen showing, improving to fullhouse. My oponent has just rags showing, He doesn't know how to play this game at all. He just keeps calling with nothing; I pity the fool! He goes all-in. No way he can beat my boat, he will be out of the tourni, and I will be in the money.
Showdown! Yes, the fool has nothing at all, just rags.
Wait, what's this? Someone help me!
There's something wrong with the Party-software, or is it my computer?
The money of the pot goes in two directions. Half to me, half to the fool.
My God, it's a Hi-Lo tourni!

Man i had a great laugh afterworths.
Just couldn't believe that i discovered it so late, and that i came so far,(I made thirth place) playing mediums pairs and all.
Did I play to much online, or didn't I?
See anyone top that!
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