Re: What do you say to Hellmuth?
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I think this is the winner.
I'd keep yappping at him over his head-phones.
My original instinct was to pull out my standard "I like tacos" line that I reserve for the idiot table-coaches on party poker. It still might be incpororated into my strategy somehow. Maybe even a combination of pretending like you have no clue who this guy is AND talking endlessly about tacos.
I think this whole nonsensical dialogue about Mexican food could be so confusing to Phil that it would have to be +EV.
"King-Jack?? Wow....how could you even play that?? I can't believe you would play like that but I guess that's what happens in the main-event with all these bad players??"
"I like tacos. Do you know what I mean?"
"Ummm...what?? I'm talking about how badly you played that hand and how a 9-bracelet winner like me just has to deal with really bad play like that."
"Yeah...I know....but geez...when they put too much sour-cream on my tacos I'm like 'How can you expect me to enjoy my taco with that much sour-cream?'. Know what I mean?"
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Very nh sir. A good laugh, I'd love to see it.
Brad
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