Re: Funniest Thing Said/Typed Online In Awhile
A guy who probably not (primarily) English-speaking, and probably new to poker sat in a limit game. I think he thought he was either in a SNG or a tournament. This was like a month ago...
<font color="blue"> Guy: Could someone please tell me how the game ends?</font>
<font color="red"> Wiseguy: I can tell you right now. The game will end Pistons 90, Heat 87.</font>
<font color="blue"> Guy: But do I lost all my chips if I leave the table?</font>
a minute passes...
<font color="blue"> Guy: Please, do I lost all my chips if I get up? </font>
<font color="red"> Wiseguy: No, that happens only if you stay.</font>
"Your excuses are your own" -- Richard Roma
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