[BritNewbie]

This is my copy of SSHE.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My copy of SSHE is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me my copy of SSHE is useless.
Without my copy of SSHE I am useless.
I must use my copy of SSHE true.
I must play better than my opponent who is trying to beat me.
I must outplay him before he outplays me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed.
My copy of SSHE and myself are defenders of my bankroll.
We are the masters of our opponent.
We are the saviours of my life.
So be it, until there are no opponents to fear, but Peace.
Amen.

(Apologies if this has been done before. Just seemed like something I needed to say right now!)