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Old 06-26-2005, 12:07 AM
Edge34 Edge34 is offline
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Default Re: Does the Size Matter?

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I forget which comedian does this bit in his act...

but yeah, I wanna see her get opemed up like a thanksgiving turkey

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Ron White did a bit where he said he was talking to one of his friends who had a problem with gay people. So to prove a point, he asked this friend about his porn preferences...

Something along the lines of:
"You watch porn don't you"
"Damn right!"
"Well, do you only watch scenes that have just women in them?"
"No, a man and a woman making love is a beautiful thing."
"Well, do you like watching scenes where the man has a little 2-inch flaccid penis?"
"Hell no I like a big throbbb......ohhhhh...."

Close enough, point taken I'm sure.
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