[blatz]

I used to wonder why Party is rigged in my favor, and why the more I studied poker, the more they decided to rig it for me.

After much thought, I decided I must have done a favor for the owner of Party Poker when she was a down on her luck streetwalker. Maybe I treated her to a cup of coffee and a danish or something at an all night diner on a rainy night, and told her to keep her head up, things will get better. She must have thanked me, and told me she'd do me right one day, when she turned her life around. I said (probably) forget that...gimme a hummer in the bathroom, and figured we were even. Maybe she never forgot my kindness and drove herself to succeed solely to repay me for my big heartedness.

I don't care really care anymore, as long as they keep rigging it in direct proportion to how much I learn, I will just accept that certain people deserve rigged online poker.