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Old 06-21-2005, 07:45 PM
Cyrus Cyrus is offline
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A solution for all the America haters out there. Hate America? Think Bush is Eeeevil? The government was behind 9/11? Well, here’s the perfect solution….. [Migrate to Canada.]

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There are two rather arbitrary assumptions implicit in your advice, which can be trivially proven wrong:

A. That "Bush" equals "America".

B. That your advice is worth more than a rat's fart.

...I will let Mathers elaborate:

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There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward
His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward
He'll stab you with a sword don't be fooled by his charm
He's probably armed with intent to do bodily harm
Ring the alarm, look for a man with green hair
Check at your girl's house, he was last seen there
He's has a mean stare but usually crack's jokes
Good luck on your mission and guard your backs, folks

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