Re: How do you tell your girlfriend she\'s a pig?
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1.) She was a cute girl, but dressed just plain sloppily, and would do this awful, no effort, hard to describe thing with her hair where she'd just wrap and weave it into this ugly bun thing at the back of her neck. Terrible.
2.) Also, I'm pretty much a slob myself, I'm clueless with fashion and wouldn't be able to give any subtle recommendations about what to wear or changes to make to the hair.
3.)the strategy I adopted was to just act a lot less attracted to her and hope she'd get the hint.
4.) This worked, as she got a ton of new clothes, layered her hair, and even puts on a marginal amount of make-up, but she opted to break up with me before doing all this.
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nh, well played.
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