[Fraubump]

Here is an possible, workable answer, though it may be difficult to put into effect, depending on what your name is. Find someone else with your same name and sell them the seat for what you can get for it or stake them the seat with some sort of profit-sharing arrangement. A bit far-fetched, but if the issue is showing up and showing an ID with the correct name on it, this may be your only avenue. Fake IDing someone would be another option, though that sounds a lot dicier given the tax issues. Hoping your name is Bob Smith.