Re: You know you\'re a poker addict when..........
....you have seriously thought about having custom made sunglasses.
....you are a winning player. "No really, I am!"
....after the police raid you phone them and ask when will you get your bankroll back.
....you get a therapist just so you can tell them bad beat stories.
....you have to calm your wife down after you tell her about the pair of ladies that gave you a baaaad beat last night.
....you start leaving travel brochures for Vegas lying around the house just in case someone gets the hint.
....you tell you wife you are cashing out and get upset when she starts talking about getting a new dishwasher.
....you wonder why your wife isnt talking to you after you suggest she takes a masseurs course.
....you consider youself superior to the "n00b13 with l337 3k1llz who r0xx0rz all over your meh aces with his total pwn@ge 86 off"
....you have a Scotty Nguyen poster on your wall.
....you thought Tilt was a serious inside look at the poker world.
....you have tried to pursuade at least one person poker isn't gambling.
....you have a draw full of broken mice and dents in the wall.
....when your wife asks about fixing the leak your first thought is not the hot water tank.
....you spend your day thinking about "You know you are a poker addict lines" rather than doing the stuff you went to work to do.
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