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this was his latest blog entry, so i'd like to host a contest to see who can best fill it in, here is the meat of it:
I went to Chippendales with Erik "E-Dogg" Lindgren and Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari because we had to talk about Elton John and how to improve our felching techniques. Then later that night we decided to
get kinky and then head over to Tijuana to let donkey's ravage our cornholes.
Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about
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My ass hurts, I've realized I'm annoying on the television and my image has gone from a good poker play who gets hot asian chicks to a cross between Elton John and Ricky Schroeder from Silver Spoons. A tough spot to be in as you can see.
So I decided to castrate myself since I hadn't used my weiner in about 2 years.
From there I figured that I'd let some guys do my A S S over the next few weeks since I chopped off my c o c k. You get the idea.
Then last night I decided to tickle E dogg's choate
since things were getting kind of boring sexually between us.
This is probably the most important time of my life and
all the cum I swallow over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, cum is high in protein, so while I know what i should be eating, cum tastes better it's easier said than done you know what I mean? Of course you do.
i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner
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