[morglum_s]

So I have 3-year old also. My story is not quite as good, but it was hella funny at the time.

We are in the middle of a game of blackjack and my son is sitting on uncle Rays lap, supposedly for good luck. The first card comes out and is a face card.

Uncle Ray: "Dealer Gimmie an ACE!"
my son : "Uncle Ray, You want an ACE?"
Uncle Ray: "Thats right I need an ACE."
my son : "You want an ACE?"
Uncle Ray: "Yeah an ACE."
my son (moving up to Uncle Ray's ear like he's gonna tell him a secret): "Well NO ACE FOR YOU!" (at the top of his lungs.)

The whole table busts up. So the rest of the night my son is singing "NO ACE FOR YOU!" to any one that will listen.

Of course Uncle Ray didn't spike his ace either.

-m