Re: If you are a professional poker player, what do you tell people?
Tell them you're a male-stripper.
It's more amusing/effective if you look like me:
34 y.o., 5'6", 170 and balding.
when I move out of my current dump I'm hoping I can just get away with paying a few months in advance....but doing that, especially with cash, and they will be more likely to think you are a drug-dealer.
If you live near a casino then you can say you are lining up a job as a dealer....but if they insist on confirming your employment than you're screwed. But if you think they are just asking curiously and kinda/sorta checking you out than obviously you could fake being a dealer fairly decently I would think.
|