[spoohunter]

In the bitter cold of dark December
All of you will long remember
The tale of our friend Awesome Ali
And his demise, so brutally

On Thursday night his fingers clicking
Through a multitabled fog he felt a pricking
"Oh Treacherous Dog" did he exclaim
As he felt his left aorta inflame

But in his death, gracefully
He uttered one last wish or plea
"It is on you, it is your onus!
Please clear my Party Reload Bonus"

Aha the eager reader doth shout
"This is the work of a lout
It's incomplete, like a half sown bandana
It does not contain the word banana"

The End.



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