[ChristinaB]

GEORGE BUSH RESUME

1. I ran for congress and lost.
2. I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
3. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
4. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox
5. With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
6. I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
7. I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
8. I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments as president:

1. I attacked and took over two countries.
2. I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
3. I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
4. I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
5. I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
7. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
8. First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
9. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
10. I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in US history.
11. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
12. I Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.
13. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
14. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
15. I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
16. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.
17. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
18. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
19. I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
20. I became the most protested person in the history of the world, when 15 million people worldwide, simultaneously took to the streets to protest my war policy.
21. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
22. My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
23. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
24. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
25. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
26. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
27. I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
28. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.
29. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
30. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
31. I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
32. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
33. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
34. My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
35. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
36. I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
37. I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
38. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
39. I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
40. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
41. I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
42. In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
43. I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

Records and References:

* I have At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
* I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.
* I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker