Re: \"Dear bison...\" OR \"Let me help you help me help you\"
dear bison
i woke up this morning with my head stapled to the carpet
i think my girlfriend's roomate did it since she was highly offended by my lacy peterson and terri schiavo jokes last night. So what should i do- strangle her into a vegetative state, or beat her semi conscious and sink her in the bay
with love
willie.
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