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if you're talking about over and above drinks. Lap dances are just stupid. You're going to get that stimulated and not be able to get laid? Makes no sense.

So how did I manage to blow a whole dollar? We were on Freemont Street and my brother wants to go into the "Girls of Glitter Gulch" but I don't want to go, but he says he just wants to pop in quick to get some books of matches for souveniers.

I fell for it and we all went in. It was in the afternoon and the place was dead so they girls decended on us like vultures. They had no trouble talking brother and my buddy into lap dances but I held firm.

So after about 1/2 hour of begging and pleading, she finally believed me that I wasn't going to bite so she says "well, how about a pity tip". I thought this was hilarious and gave her a dollar for which I got constant ridicule for the rest of the weekend from brother and buddy for being such a cheap bastard.