Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl
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Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl
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Sitting at sports betting bar at the Bellagio, I was approached by a working girl that really tried to fish me for a f*ck. I was half drunk, told her that it was too much, but she wouldn't give up and then I just to her to go away and leave me alone.
2 minutes later, I get a tap on the shoulder, half pissed drunk, half pissed cuz my Canucks were losing 2-1 to the St. Louis Blues in Game 6.
I get a tap on my shoulder and then let a hollar, "LOOK, I'LL DO IT FOR $300, NO MORE..$500 IS A [censored] RIP OFF OK!?"
I turn around, it's my GF.
Lawrence.
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thats actually pretty f'in funny
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