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Any Tarentino film.

I GOTCHA!

Uh huh, huh, you thought I didn't see ya now, did ya?
Uh huh, huh, you tried to slip by me now didn't ya?
(hee hee)
Uh huh, huh, now gimme what you promised to me, GIVE IT HERE!

HEEEEEY!

Not to mention the dialogue bonuses about amputations.

Harvey Kietel on "ResDogs": "Cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb is next. After that, he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear."

Lucy Liu in "KB I": "The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your fxcking head. Just like this fxcker here.