[dlk9s]

A variation was used at the beginning of the thread, but I love the line (if someone I just beat is going off on me), "Shh....I'm counting your chips."

I had two people yelling at me (one much more than the other) last week for winning two hands in a row with actually good cards (KTs and QJo). Nobody gave me a reason to fold and I won the hands, with one guy trying to raise me on the river when I had the nuts.

Anyway, on the second of the two hands I caught the river to win, and the primary a-hole first just said, "Lucky." After about 20 seconds, he followed with, "I had a much better hand than that" (referring to my hand).

My reply was simply, "Apparently not."

That set him off for about 20 minutes. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]