[Hermlord]

I loooooove my sunglasses. Every post about how stupid sunglass-wearing players are makes me love them even more.

I started wearing them for 3 reasons:
1) To observe other players without them knowing it
2) To observe hot chicks without them knowing it
3) I look hot in them

I do not wear them to hide my own tells. I did not learn poker by watching TV; actually I've been wearing them at the tables for many years. I do not stare people down, because it is pointless and delays the game. I totally agree that the negative stereotypes are almost always valid, which is swell by me.