[richrf]

Hi,

I haven't tried any of these bonuses yet, but I went through the mathematics and time requirements, and decided to pass on the whole thing. I can do better packing bags at my grocery store (not sure it would be as much fun though). I've set my main priority on learning slowly at the levels that I can handle and enjoy (Paradise, for example, wants me to start at the .25/.50 level, and play, what amounts to over 400 hands to earn my bonus), and for me, I really don't need any of it. To go through Homer's model, I would probably have to give up all of my family and friends for a year. I'm too old for that. :-)

I like Paradise, but will politely pass on the bonus. When I am ready to deposit, I will start on the _no-rake_, no stress, micro tables, and work my self up, assuming I ever get beyond micros (maybe I am a terrible poker player - I don't know). I am also going to play a bit a PokerStars just for variety and observe the differences.

My recommendation, is to make sure you understand all of your commitments - i.e. monetary, time, etc., before you start Homer's tour, and don't forget you will be dealing with organizations that will use all types of tactics to get your money and keep it there. (I really don't want any gambling house calling me up at my home - especially if online gambling is illegal where I live.) They are all off-shore and can and will do pretty much what they want. I've noticed people who complain about their treatment being caller "whiners", so you are pretty much on your own. Start with the most well established ones, and ones that you understand well before yout proceed to far.

Homer's tour is interesting, but I think the full commitment needs to be thoroughly fleshed out so that newbies can understand it better. I am sure that the old-timers know exactly what they are doing and modify it based upon their experiences and knowledge. Also, remember, that there may be people on these forums (there are lots of forums on the Web) recommending things, and who knows who they represent, so always do your own homework. It will probably save you lots of problems in the long run.

My .02 for what it is worth.

Rich