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Old 01-09-2005, 07:00 AM
cnfuzzd cnfuzzd is offline
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Default Re: Funniest Line You Ever SAID at a Poker Table

either this one, or....

2+2 table at the .5/1 level. ShillX and i are battling it out, and i have been about as lag as ever. I hadnt played that much with shill, so i dont think he knows i am frickin crazy. At one point i think we capped preflop, and i had 88 or something ridiculous, with some poor fish caught between us. The fish goes all in on the flop, and, on the river, after some out of control action from me and a couple of scare cards, shill is thinking about calling my raise. My genuis side comes out. "The pots protected, you should fold." Shill thinks,, then folds. I dont even think he folded a winner, i just thought it was awesome.

Actually, now that im dredging up drunken poker memories, at my drunken .5/1 table the other night i told the table that suited baby aces were the fourth most powerfull hand in poker, which is why i capped preflop with them. After that it was easy to convince them that the grand i had on the table was my weekly deposit that i made every tuesday when i got paid.

peace

john nickle
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