[ScottyP431]

6-12 in MN, some huge guy, like 6'5 and easily 400 pounds is stuck about 1k and not happy. He is berating everyone, 2 dealers have called the floor due to his screaming at them. I realay this info as my comment may not have been that funny as the audience was pretty biased against him.

I raise with kings and he 3 bets, heads up it goes 7 bets preflop before he calls. I flop a set of kings, he turns a set of 2's, 4 bets on each street. An ace hits the river and he raises me, i stop to think for a second "could he possibly have aces?" He must have thought he was gonna lose his "customer" as he starts talking. After some random babble he sees im wearing a porn-star brand hat and says "so your a pornstar eh? thats funny, i have a rather large collection and ive never seen you".

i say "thats cause i dont do gay porn" and toss in a raise.