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Have you felt a little lost in the crowd lately? Follow this guide and watch the heads turn in your direction!

1. Get really drunk on beer, gin, vodka, whiskey, car bombs, and God knows what else.

2. Be a belligerent ass and piss off your friends.

3. Leave their house in a stupor at 3 a.m. with the intent of walking 4 miles back to your apartment by yourself.

4. On the way home, take a header into a curb (Helpful Hint: avoid breaking your fall with your arms).

5. Lose consciousness by the side of the road for a little while.

6. Return to your apartment and listen to your wife shriek in horror at your disfigured face.

7. Over the next couple days, simply walk around in public.


Just adhere to the guide and your anonymity will be cured!

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sounds like my friday night.

except:

2. be an ass and horrify your friends with your [censored] up sense of humor.

4. surprise yourself by jumping your fat arse over a cyclone fence too far and too high, cutting your hand up in the process.

5. have your friend laugh at this roll her ankle on her high heels and cut up her knee

my face doesnt' need to be disfigured to have women shriek in horror.

good times, huh?