[JMP300z]

"I always chop in the BB with AA because you KNOW that they will hit their two pair and take youre stack every time you complete."

me-"Are you sure? I thought AA was a favorite"
him-"no itll happen more often than not"

Other favorites:
"JTs is the best hand, we ran it 30 times against aces the other day and it won over twenty."

"I had to call 50 dollars (2-1 PO) on that gutshot because someone did it to me earlier and got it."

"I called the 50 (again 2-1 POs) on the turn because he had so little left and im 10-1 to fill up" (guy with set when the board is 4 to a straight). Funny enough he folded to the small river bet.

After board is TJQJK 3 diamonds and guy with Axd (made nut flush on turn) bets pot on turn, 1/3 pot (not bad relation to stacks) on river and gets reraised all in ad folds...Table mentor says "Thats why I dont bet marginal hands on the river." and the guy "Yah am an idiot, why did i bet there" and me and my friend "the nut flush is almost never a marginal hand" And the mentor "are you kidding?"