Re: pirate walks into a bar
A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve string here, it's bar policy."
The piece of string leaves very upset, but finds a passerby on the street and asks him to tie him into a knot and fray his ends. The friendly passerby is baffled but obliges. The string returns to the bar, hops on the barstool and asks for a drink again. The bartender does a double-take and says, "Hey, aren't you the piece of string I just kicked out?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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